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Rory Satran reports

I love reading ridiculous stories about the Hamptons every summer. The ocean-front driveway that costs $15/year. The people living beyond their means. The artists living within their means. The squatters. (More squatters.) The cost of lobster rolls. The cost of lobster salad. (The cost of melons??) The $25,000 unlimited helicopter pass. I can’t say I as…